Keyword: Fishing (Page 2)

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him forf the entire weekend.


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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Sinker: Lead weight attached to the end of a length of fishing line to facilitate the speedy disposal of unwanted lures.

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Fishing: A venerable contest in which modern man pits his intelligence and technology against the native wit of primitive aquatic vertebrates, and generally finishes second.

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If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
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Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)
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Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

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They should call fishing what it really is… tricking and killing!

(1973 – ) American comedian
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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.

(1902 – 1968) novelist
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You give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but you teach a man to fish and you’ve saved yourself a fish haven’t you?”

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
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Angler: A man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it at home.

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Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.

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Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
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