Keyword: Fortune cookies

After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies; mine read, “Be quiet for a little while” Hand his read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

Food/Drink Situations

I had some Chinese food the other day, and the fortune cookie was dead on about me; it said, ‘Your cholesterol just went up.’

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
Food/Drink

Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Confucius say

If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie; “Come on ‘long prosperous life!’”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Death Food/Drink

Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

Confucius say

Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

Confucius say