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Keyword: Gardening

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Activities Gardening

Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Things Flowers Gardening Perennials

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Henry Beard
(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)
Activities Gardening Hoeing

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered.

Anonymous
Definitions Gardening Weed

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Laws of Gardening
Murphy’s Laws Gardening Tools

Bulb: A potential flower buried in autumn, never to be seen again.

Henry Beard
(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)
Activities Bulbs Gardening

Gardening: Man’s effort to improve his lot.

Anonymous
Activities Definitions Gardening













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