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Keyword: George Bernard Shaw

If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Shaw’s Solution
Murphy’s Laws Family skeleton George Bernard Shaw

It is disappointing to report that George Bernard Shaw appearing as George Bernard Shaw is sadly miscast in the part; satirists should be heard and not seen.

Robert E. Sherwood
(1896 – 1955) American playwright
Acting Entertainment Insults George Bernard Shaw

I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen

Epitaph
Epitaphs George Bernard Shaw

He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults George Bernard Shaw

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Shaw’s Axiom
Murphy’s Laws Problems George Bernard Shaw

He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.

Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults George Bernard Shaw

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Shaw’s Axiom
Murphy’s Laws George Bernard Shaw Science

[George] Bernard Shaw has discovered himself, and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.

‘Saki’ H.H. Munro
(1870 – 1916) British writer
Insults George Bernard Shaw













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