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Keyword: George H. W. Bush

When he was vice president and Reagan would be talking, it was so funny 'cause you could catch Bush sitting behind Reagan, looking at him like your dog looks at your answering machine when your voice is coming out.

Darrell Hammond
(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist
Communication Government Speech George H. W. Bush

He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

Jonathan Solomon
writer & comedian
People School George H. W. Bush

I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Batman George H. W. Bush Robin

George Bush should be the man the Americans send to Mars.

Al Murray
(1968 – ) English comedian & television personality
Insults George H. W. Bush

[George Bush] has the look about him of someone who might sit up and yip for a Dog Yummie.

Mike Royko
(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist
Insults People George H. W. Bush













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