Keyword: Grass

Grass: The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden.

Definitions

Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.

Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
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