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Keyword: Homicide

Man Is Fatally Slain

Headline
Conflict Headlines Homicide

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Marion Barry Jr.
(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Conflict Crime Misspokements Homicide Washington

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don’t want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Conflict Entertainment Film Time Homicide

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Conflict Homicide

Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed

Headline
Conflict Headlines Wives Homicide

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

Christina Ricci
(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes As Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family Values” Homicide













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