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Keyword: Hotel

A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.

Rhod Gilbert
(1968 – ) Welsh comedian
Places Hotel Spa

One time I went to a hotel; I asked the bellhop to handle my bag; he felt up my wife!

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Marriage Wives Bag Bellhop Hotel

A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.

William Feather
(1908 – 1976) publisher & author
Places Situations Guests Home Hotel

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics Family Good Hotel Mother-in-law

The towels were so fluffy, I could barely close my suitcase!

Anthony LaPaglia
(1959 – ) Australian actor
TV/Movie Quotes As Simon Moon in “Frasier” Hotel

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel!

Rodney Dangerfield
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Places Hotel Towels













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