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Keyword: Imitation

Imitation is the sincerest [form] of flattery.

Charles Caleb Colton
(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector
Miscellaneous Flattery Imitation

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms Imitation

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

T.S. Eliot
(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Imitation Poets

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Hoffer's Law
Murphy’s Laws Behavior Imitation

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment Television Imitation

What are imitation rhinestones?

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Imitation Rhinestones













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