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Keyword: Immortality

Immortality – a fate worse than death.

Edgar A. Shoaff

Death Life Fate Immortality

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Life Time Immortality

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Work Immortality

Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Susan Ertz
(1894 – 1985) British fiction writer
Activities Life Immortality

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

Herb Caen
(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Time Immortality Infinity

When Sinclair (Lewis) is dead he's dead; when I die I'm immortal.

Benjamin de Casseres
(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Death People Self Immortality Sinclair Lewis

Give me immortality or death.

Nick de Jongh
Death Life Immortality

The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.

James F. Byrnes
(1879 – 1972) U.S. governor (South Carolina)
Government Life Bureaucracy Immortality

Cheese – milk's leap toward immortality.

Clifton Fadiman
(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Food/Drink Time Cheese Immortality













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