Keyword: Improvement

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretence of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

Murphy’s Laws

What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.

(1917 –1986) American journalist
Situations

The news of any politician’s death should be listed under ”Public Improvements.”

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Death Government Politicians Situations

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

One hundred degrees better

Mixed metaphors