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Keyword: India

I come from Calcutta: in the UK you drive on the left of the road, in Calcutta we drive on what is left of the road.

Papa CJ
Indian comedian
Activities Driving Places England India

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

Tina Fey
(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Places TV/Movie Quotes India

In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.

Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Heat Science/Weather India













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