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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Self satisfied
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
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