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Other expressions
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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
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