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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Useless
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
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Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overreaction
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
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