Keyword: Other expressions (Page 11)

He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

Sunday face

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

About as useful as buttons on a dishrag

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

Between you me and the gatepost…

Quit bein’ ugly.

You can hear her three fields off.

Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

Fan the door

I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

I wish to my never.

Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

He's as happy as if he had good sense.

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Don't get your knickers in a knot.