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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
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