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If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Caught with your pants down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Surprised and unprepared
Just cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.
Miscellaneous
Don't invite trouble
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
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