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Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
Breast baby
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A nursing baby
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Dimwitted
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Smiling
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
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