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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
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