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They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
She's uglier than homemade soap.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Responsibility
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
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