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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
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