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The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
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