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Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
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