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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has a four-pocket backend.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Fat
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
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