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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
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