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Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
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