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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
A blue million
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
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