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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
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Pretty
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Pretentions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
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So so
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
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