Keyword: Other expressions (Page 30)

As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

Happy as a clam at high tide

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

Sorry as a two dollar watch.

Natural enough to eat pie

A blue million

He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

Let a man skin his own skunk.

A face like a robber’s dog!

Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

Jackin yer jaw

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

Y’all have chairs.

Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

To put the spit on the apple.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.