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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
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Pretty
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
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He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of something very large
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Chugged full.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full and over-flowing
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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
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Prim and proper
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
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Very obvious
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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