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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
They’re like two cats in a sack.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Referring to people who do not get along
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
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