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That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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