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Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Switch
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wishes
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
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