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He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
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He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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