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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Makes no never mind.
Country definition
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
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