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Other expressions
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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
Other expressions
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Quieter than a graveyard
Expression
Miscellaneous
Graveyard
Other expressions
Quiet
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