Keyword: Other expressions (Page 39)

Watermelon talk

Chester drawers

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

I wish to my never.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

Plantation dog

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

Fix your plate.

He lost his hat, ass, and spats!

I've had an apple out of that bag.

That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!

A trace of the uppity

Crooked as a cork screw.

Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

Her butt is two axe handles wide.

The bell cow

Who do you favor?

That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt