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Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Babies
Other expressions
Smooth
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