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A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Fly off the handle
Expression
Miscellaneous
‘Throw a fit’
Angry
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
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