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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
She don’t have the sense God gave a gopher.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Peep of day
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
Miscellaneous
Ugly
Other expressions
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
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