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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Full of piss and vinegar
Expression
Miscellaneous
Full of energy
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Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
My hind foot!
Country expression
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The hell you say!
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
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Very cold!
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
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She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
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Said of an attractive female
Show your linen
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
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Thin
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of good food
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
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It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Termperature
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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