Keyword: Other expressions (Page 41)

She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

How long is a piece of string?

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

Full as a tick

Broke out with money

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

Greener than goose shit

Go off half-cocked

Skinny as a bean pole.

Dumber than a sack full of hammers.

Farmin’ in the woods

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

He could sell firewood in hell.

Took a heart burnin'

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

Mess with

That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.