Keyword: Other expressions (Page 41)

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

She can burn water.

I wish to my never.

It's as cold as all git out!

I suwanne.

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

I’m fair to middlin’.

Sight for sore eyes

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

You can hear her three fields off.

Her butt is two axe handles wide.

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

Plantation dog

Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

Like three feet up a bull’s ass

Fair to middlin’

Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

A hangdog look