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She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
Yeller dope
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Orange soda
Other expressions
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Term of endearment
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Nutty
Other expressions
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