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She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
How long is a piece of string?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The unknown
Unpredictable
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
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Sound
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
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That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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