Keyword: Outside a church (Page 4)

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

My way is the highway. – God

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

I Hate This Church – Satan

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.