Keyword: Outside a church (Page 4)

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Teacher sin-service conference

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals