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Keyword: Paperwork

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

Brown's Law of Business Success
Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Paperwork

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Communication Reading/Writing Paperwork

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Douglas's Law of Practical Aeronautics
Murphy’s Laws Paperwork

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

Pearl Bailey
(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer
Emotions Love Places World Paperwork

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Dyer's Law
Murphy’s Laws Paperwork

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Wernher von Braun
(1912 – 1977) German-born rocket engineer
Science/Weather Gravity Paperwork

I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Peter De Vries
(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
Communication Reading/Writing Paperwork













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