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Keyword: Pictures

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem; there’s a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Bigfoot Pictures

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Books Communication Reading/Writing Pictures

Why are there no “during” pictures?

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Things Time Pictures

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers” Pictures

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger" … every picture of you is of when you were younger.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Age Young Pictures

Pictures deface walls oftener than they decorate them.

Frank Lloyd Wright
(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator
Things Pictures













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