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We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

Chuck Estrada

American baseball pitcher & pitching coach

They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Baseball Sports His reply to an umpire who asked why he was just standing there and not pitching to a batter Pitching

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O^® with chopsticks.

Bobby Murcer

baseball player

Baseball Sports On Phil Niekro's knuckleball Pitching

I pitch like my hair’s on fire.

Mitch Williams

baseball player

Baseball Sports Pitching

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Bob Lemon

professional baseball player & manager

Baseball Life Sports Pitching

When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Activities Baseball Sports Hitting Jimmie Foxx Moon Pitching

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

Earl Weaver

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports Pitching

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

Gene Mauch

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Baseball Sports Pitching Referring to Koufax’s famed fastball

He’s throwing grounders.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Ground balls Pitching

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

Billy Muffett

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports Pitching

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

Jim O'Toole

baseball player

Baseball Sports On retiring from baseball and getting a job as a public relations director of a sanitation firm Pitching

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

Billy Loes

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports Pitching

Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.

Curt Simmons

(1929 – ) American baseball player

Baseball Sports Hank Aaron Metaphor Pitching

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

Dick Allen

(1942 – ) American baseball player

Baseball Sports Bob Gibson Pitching

We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.

‘Whitey’ Herzog

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

Baseball Sports Pitching

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

Johnny Frederick

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Dazzy' Vance Pitching

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Pitching Spitballs

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

Dizzy Dean

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports After his brother Daffy pitched a no-hitter Pitching

When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports Pitching Slumps

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Misspokements Sports Pitching Satchel Paige

He can embarrass the batter on one pitch and the catcher on the next.

Ron Tingley

baseball player

Baseball Sports Knuckleballs On knuckleball pitcher Charlie Hough Pitching

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Keyword: Pitching

We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

They can’t hit it while I’m standing here holding it.

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O^® with chopsticks.

I pitch like my hair’s on fire.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

He’s throwing grounders.

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

He can embarrass the batter on one pitch and the catcher on the next.