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Keyword: Plans

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Patton's Law
Murphy’s Laws Plans Timeliness

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Knagg’s Law
Murphy’s Laws Plans

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Van Gogh's Law
Murphy’s Laws Problems Plans

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Featherkile's Rule
Murphy’s Laws Plans

In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Miscellaneous Plans

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Blair's Observation
Murphy’s Laws Plans

A fool with a plan can beat a genius with no plan.

T. Boone Pickens
(1928 – 2019) American business magnate a&d financier
Fools Intelligence Plans

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Seay's Law
Murphy’s Laws Plans













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