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Keyword: Poverty

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Money Poverty

Poverty is the step-mother of genius.

Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Intelligence Money Genius Poverty

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money Debt Poverty

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it’s terribly inconvenient.

Milton Berle
(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Characteristics Money Disgrace Inconvenience Poverty

My mother and father were really so poor they couldn’t afford to have any children, the lady next door had us.

Flip Wilson
(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Family Parents Poverty

Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Cold People Self Childhood Poverty













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