Keyword: Priests

I was an altar boy as a kid… and the answer is no.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Beliefs

The Pope has come out and said that only 2 per cent of Catholic priests are paedophiles; unfortunately, that  2 per cent is their penis.

Canadian comedian
Occupations Work

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer
Beliefs Government Religion

Pedophiles don't want to be called pedophiles; they want to be called priests.

American stand-up comedian
Sex