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Keyword: Psychiatry

Lawyers make excellent patients; they have excellent health care and they never get better.

David Hyde Pierce
(1959 – ) American actor
Lawyers TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Psychiatry

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Carl Jung
(1875 – 1961) Swiss psychiatrist & founder of analytical psychology
Health Psychiatry Sanity

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Family Health Parents Psychiatry

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Entertainment Health Television Psychiatry

Psychiatry is a waste of good couches; why should I make a psychiatrist laugh, and then pay him?

Kathy Lette
(1958 – ) Australian author
Occupations Work Psychiatry

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Failure Family Confessing Faults Psychiatry Shortcomings

I have an interesting case. I’m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” Psychiatry Siamese twins













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