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Keyword: Puberty

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Puberty

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Puberty

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

Sue Kolinsky
stand-up comedian
Age Life Puberty

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Manhood Puberty

Puberty: The awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.

Anonymous
Age Definitions Puberty

For boys, puberty is like turning into the Incredible Hulk… but very, very slowly.

John Bishop
(1966 – ) English comedian
People Boys Puberty













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