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Keyword: Publicity

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Shalit's Law
Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws (Gene Shalit) Publicity

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Brendan Francis Behan
(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright
Communication Publicity

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

Brendan Francis Behan
(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright
Communication Publicity

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication Crime Fingerprints Publicity

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Communication Death Reading/Writing Newspapers Publicity













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