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Keyword: Rights

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Beliefs Men People Women Rights Wrongs

The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.

Chris Addison
(1972 – ) English standup comedian, writer & actor
Animals Arms Government Things Bears Rights

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Government Advertisements Perfume Rights

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Hubert H. Humphrey
(1911 – 1978) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Intelligence Opinion Rights

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? … if they don’t know their rights, they shouldn’t be in the business.

Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Government Law On the Miranda warning Police Rights

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics Men People Women Rights Wrongs













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