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Keyword: Safety

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Thurber's Conclusion
Murphy’s Laws Safety

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

Nancy Astor
(1879 – 1964) British politician
Men Places Women World Safety

He’s going around putting little covers over the electrical outlets and all that stuff, and I’m like, ‘How the kids going to learn about electricity, huh?’

Wanda Sykes
(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Children Family Childproofing Safety

There is no safety in numbers… or in anything else.

James Thurber
(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Life Problems Safety

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Dudley Moore
(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
Autos Things Police Safety













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