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Keyword: Simplicity

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.

Kelly's Law
Murphy’s Laws Simplicity

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws Simplicity Systems

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape Nuts on principle.

G.K. Chesterton
(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
Characteristics Eating Food/Drink People Impulse Simplicity

A simple story, however inaccurate or misleading, is preferred to a complicated explanation, however true.

Koppett’s Observation
Communication Murphy’s Laws (Leonard Koppett) Simplicity

It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.

Meyers Law
Murphy’s Laws Simplicity

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Freeman's Law
Murphy’s Laws Misunderstanding Simplicity













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