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Keyword: Snow

A lot of people like snow, but I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Carl Reiner
(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian
Science/Weather Snow Water

Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city!

Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Snow

Normally you have news, weather and travel, but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

Michael McIntyre
(1976 – ) English comedian & actor
Science/Weather News Snow

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Science/Weather Snow













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