Keyword: Surgery

I got the bill for my surgery; now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

(1925 – 2010) American humorist & writer
Doctors Health

You’re Sharp Enough To Be Your Own Surgeon

Book Titles Health

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Health

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

American basketball player
Basketball Health Sports

Minor surgery is surgery that someone else is having.

U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor
Health

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

(1935 – ) British actress, singer & author
Communication