Keyword: Tourists

Giving Northerners unbuttered instant grits is an old remedy for getting rid of tourists.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Food/Drink People Places

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The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
People Places Travel

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Activities People Travel