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Keyword: Virtues

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics Insults Opinion Vices Virtues

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Characteristics People Vices Virtues

Chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

Alexander Comfort M.D. Ph.D.
(1920 – 2000) physician, gerontologist, pacifist, anarchist & writer
Characteristics Sex Chastity Virtues

Fidelity : A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Marriage Fidelity Virtues

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice – that what she thought didn't amount to much.

Peter Ustinov
(1921 – 2004) English actor & author
Characteristics Vices Virtues

Virtue is just vice at rest.

Gentry's Conclusion
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Virtues

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Elizabeth Taylor
(1932 – 2011) British-American actress
Characteristics Vices Virtues













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