Keyword: Volunteering

It’s not the work that keeps most people from doing volunteer work, it’s the pay!

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Work

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws

If you volunteer to do a task that nobody likes to do, you'll be expected to do it every time in the future.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Work