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Keyword: Winners

There are no winners in life; only survivors.

Merrill's First Corollary
Life Murphy’s Laws Survivors Winners

If winners never quit, and quitters never win, what idiot came up with quit while you're ahead?

Anonymous
People Situations Quitters Winners

‘Employee of the month’ is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Work Losers Winners

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Entertainment Music Success Tchaikovsky War of 1812 Winners

In this world there are winners and losers – and, of course, ‘the others’, who comprise the majority.

Simon Munnery
(1967 – ) English comedian
Failure People Success Losers Winners

Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"

Beach's Postulate
Murphy’s Laws People Losers Winners

Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.

Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success Winners













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