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Colemanballs
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If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Confidence
Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.
An unknown sportscaster
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Mixed metaphors
There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Derek Rae
British football commentator
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I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Chris Turner
British comedian
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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.
Adrian Durham
sports broadcaster
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Critics
Believe it or not, goals can change a game.
Mike Channon
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And we all know that in soccer if you stand still you go backwards.
An English soccer manager
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If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
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I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is!
Steve Mclaren
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That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
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And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.
Mick Lyons
English football player & manager
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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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