Subject: Colemanballs (Page 2)

If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.

English football player & manager

Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.

British football commentator

Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.

British commentator

There’s going to be four or five teams battling for the top six spots.

English football player

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

British football commentator

It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.

British football commentator

I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

British comedian

Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

sports broadcaster

Believe it or not, goals can change a game.

And we all know that in soccer if you stand still you go backwards.

If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.


I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is! 

That’s another nail in his afternoon.

British auto racing driver & announcer

And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.

Scottish football player

You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.

British football player & broadcaster

For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.

English football player & sportscaster

The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.

British sports commentator

If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.

English football player & manager

If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.

English football player, manager & sports commentator