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I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

Last words His doctor had given him champagne after all other attempts to ease the symptoms of death from tuberculosis failed.

Now why did I do that?

General William Erskine

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Last words Said after he jumped from a window in Lisbon Portugal in 1813.

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

Aileen Wuornos

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer

Last words Before her execution

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Last words

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

Massimo Taparelli d'Azeglio

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter

Last words Although in Azeglio had been separated from his wife Luisa for some time – when she heard he was dying she rushed to be with him. Just as she arrived at his bedside Azeglio died.

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

Édith Piaf

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

Last words Piaf spoke these words to her sister who stood at her deathbed.

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

Jack Spicer

(1925 - 1965) American poet

Last words Spoken to fellow poet Robin Blaser in a near-coma brought on by Spicer's alcoholism.

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

I wonder why he shot me.

Huey Long

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

Last words Shot and killed by the son-in-law of a former political opponent

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

Captain Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Last words While suffering from frostbite and aware his ill health was compromising his three companions' chances of survival –he voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.

Hey, watch this!

Anonymous

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Cheerio

Antonio Mancini

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Last words Said when famed executioner Albert Pierrepoint put the noose on his neck.

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Warren G. Harding

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Last words To his wife – who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

Robert Alton Harris

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer

Last words Subject of dispute Was executed in the gas chamber at San Quentin State Prison

Don't be in such a hurry.

Billie Holiday

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

Last words She died from heart failure caused by cirrhosis of the liver.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

James Scott

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Last words He led an unsuccessful rebellion against Charles's successor James II and was executed. His last words were addressed to the executioner.

I still live.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Last words The day before his best friend Peter Harvey had stated that Webster looked as if he was suffering. Webster told Harvey: "Be faithful friend I shall be dead tomorrow."

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

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