Subject: Family » Parents (Page 4)

Adolescence is that period in a kid’s life when parents become more difficult.

(1941 – ) American actor
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The same parent who tells you it’s time to find yourself will also tell you to get lost.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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My mother and father were really so poor they couldn’t afford to have any children, the lady next door had us.

(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
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I don’t blame my parents for my dysfunctions… I blame their parents.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Family Parents

Wrinkles are hereditary; parents get them from their children.

(1924 – ) American actress & singer
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist
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I’m adopted, and I’m glad that my parents were honest enough with me to tell me that I’m adopted, but why every day?

(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
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Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

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As a child my parents said they believed in Santa Claus but that I didn’t exist.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.

writer
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My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
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My parents are mixed-race… my father prefers the 100 meters… my mom is Pakistani.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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