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“Lenore” Only Opera Beethoven Wrote on Monday Evening
In San Antonio TX
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Magician Nearly Killed By Doves
The West Briton
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Dead Man Remains Dead
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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
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Arson Blamed on Fires at Maryland Arts Center
Washington Post
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Bugs Flying Around With Wings Are Flying Bugs
Redwood Co. Extension Educator
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Minnesota
Enraged by Bristol Palin on ‘Dancing,’ Man Shoots TV, Prompts Standoff
The Journal Sentinel (Milwaukee)
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Bristol Palin
Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
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Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison
Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
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Fire Officials Grilled Over Kerosene Heaters
The News Journal (Wilmington DE)
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Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once?
The Leyton Guardian
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Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation
The Irish Times
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Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?
Reuters
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Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds
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Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane
The Daily Telegraph
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Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
Associated Press
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Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation
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Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
In Bridgeston Connecticut
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Morticians Fight Over Corpse
The Canberra (Australia) Times
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Judgement Day Date Delayed
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Police Plea On Speed
Northampton Herald & Post
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