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George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On his upcoming fight with Michael Dokes

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.

Willie Pep

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

Taft Corbett

Boxing Sports Evander Holyfield

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

John Conteh

English boxer

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Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

Louis Stanley

Boxing Sports Ingemar Johansson

They're selling video cassettes of the Ali-Spinks re-match for $89.95. Hell, for that money Leon will come to your house.

Ferdie Pacheco

boxing physician

Boxing Sports Leon Spinks

In boxing, it's one against one, whereas in rugby league you have 13 guys coming at you, all trying to do you damage. Mind you, my last fight was a bit like that.

Gary Mason

British boxer

Boxing Sports On taking up rugby league after his defeat by Lennox Lewis

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

Hazel Frankham

Boxing Occupations Sports After her son Johnny was banned for life for hitting a referee

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

James Toney

American boxer

Boxing Sports On his upcoming fight with John Ruiz

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

George Chuvalo

Canadian boxing champion

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I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

Archie Moore

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Before his fight with the talkative Cassius Clay

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

Nigel Benn

British boxer

Boxing Sports

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

Terry Lawless

English boxing manager & trainer

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I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

Floyd Patterson

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Everything Tyson's got has 'goodnight' written on it.

Mills Lane

American boxing referee

Boxing Sports Mike Tyson

George has three speeds… slow, stop, and wait a minute.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports George Foreman

I'm a realist. You don't enter a Volkswagen at Indy unless you know a helluva shortcut.

Dariene Stander

Boxing Sports On her husband Ron's defeat by Joe Frazier

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Unknown

Boxing Sports On Muhammad Ali still fighting at the age of 39

Sugar Ray Leonard was asked by Johnny Carson, “When do the wounds from the fight heal?”
His reply: “When the check clears.”

Sugar Ray Leonard

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Wounds

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 5)

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

They're selling video cassettes of the Ali-Spinks re-match for $89.95. Hell, for that money Leon will come to your house.

In boxing, it's one against one, whereas in rugby league you have 13 guys coming at you, all trying to do you damage. Mind you, my last fight was a bit like that.

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

Everything Tyson's got has 'goodnight' written on it.

George has three speeds… slow, stop, and wait a minute.

I'm a realist. You don't enter a Volkswagen at Indy unless you know a helluva shortcut.

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Sugar Ray Leonard was asked by Johnny Carson, “When do the wounds from the fight heal?”
His reply: “When the check clears.”